The staggering net worths of the Two and a Half Men stars ranked with the highest raking in $500 million - and it's not Charlie Sheen


Two and a half men or two and a half million? We're ranking the sitcom stars' estimated net worths, some of which reach eight figures and upwards


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Daisy Finch
Daisy FinchAudience Writer
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Two and a Half Men is a sitcom classic for a reason: running for 12 years between 2003 and 2012, the 262-episode-long series won 9 Primetime Emmys and the hearts of audiences across the world. With all those accolades, the cast haven't done too badly for themselves.

We're taking a peek into the net worths of the Two and a Half Men's beloved cast to discover who bounced from sitcom fame to an estimated net worth of half a billion dollars. 

All net worth estimations are from celebritynetworth.com.

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'Platoon's Charlie Sheen has an estimated net worth of $1 million

Charlie Sheen – $1 million

First up in our ranking is Charlie Sheen who plays Charlie Harper the eligible jingle-writer at the heart of Two and a Half Men. At his peak, Charlie was reportedly making $1.8 - $2m per episode, making him the highest-paid actor on television at that time

The four-time Primetime Emmy nominee is best known for roles in Platoon, Ferris Bueller's Day Off and his recent Netflix documentary aka Charlie Sheen. Charlie gets us off to a good start with an estimated net worth of $1 million. 

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Marin Hinkle is a sitcom fixture on shows like 'Once and Again' and 'Two and a Half Men'

Marin Hinkle – $4 million

Readers will likely recognise Marin Hinkle as Judith Harper-Melnick, the so-called evil ex-wife of co-lead Dr Alan Harper (Jon Cryer). 

Marin is also known for roles on The Marvelous Mrs Maisel, Once and Again and Jumanji: The Next Level. With some beloved sitcoms and big screen hits under her belt, it's no wonder her net worth comes in at an estimated $4 million.

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Conchata's net worth comes as no surprise with hits like 'Erin Brockovich' and 'Edward Scissorhands' to her name

Conchata Ferrell – $10 million

The Mystic Pizza actress takes us for our first substantial notch up the rankings with an estimated net worth of $10 million. Conchata Ferrell brought housekeeper Berta to life with a witty sense of humour and quick quips ready to go.

Conchata has appeared on several other well-known projects including Erin Brockovich, Heartland and Edward Scissorhands.

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Holland Taylor brings the Harper family matriarch to life as Evelyn

Holland Taylor – $12 million

Holland Taylor has some substantial projects backing up her status as an A-list favourite. From Legally Blonde to Romancing the Stone and The Truman Show, there's no doubting her acting skills.

The actress holds a special place in the hearts of Two and a Half Men fans as the sitcom matriarch and mother to Charlie and Alan. She sits comfortably between the net worths of her on-screen sons, with an estimated $12 million.

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Angus T. Jones has stepped away from the spotlight but his net worth is still estimated at $20 million

Angus T. Jones – $20 million

Angus T. Jones is one of the '00s favourite child stars, appearing in See Spot Run, The Rookie, George of the Jungle 2 and Bringing the House Down.

Jake Harper, the titular 'and a Half', lived with his father Alan and uncle Charlie in Malibu for 10 seasons of the show and accrued an estimated net worth of $20 million.

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Jon Cryer ranks in at number two with a net worth of $70 million

Jon Cryer – $70 million

The Pretty in Pink, No Small Affair and Hiding Out star marks our largest jump up the ranking with an estimated net worth of $70 million. 

With Charlie Sheen and Angus T. Jones, Jon Cryer made up the two and a half men at the sitcom's centre and brings us into the Top 2.

Ashton Kutcher in a black suit, white shirt and black tie with mid long hair smiles at the camera and leans slightly forwards.© Getty Images

At the top of our ranking is, of course, Ashton Kutcher with an estimated net worth of $500 million

Ashton Kutcher – $500 million

Ashton Kutcher was as close to rom-com royalty as it got with star roles in No Strings Attached, What Happens in Vegas and Just Married

Together with a regular slot on That '70s Show and Two and a Half Men, as Charlie Sheen's replacement. On the show, Kutcher player a billionaire and his real life worth isn't far off - with an estimated net worth of $500 million, which puts him top of the list. 

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