The 1970s might have been rife with problematic additives, preservatives and filtration methods but surely by the '80s we'd figured out what was safe to eat (i.e. not lead-sealed sweetcorn)? Unfortunately not. The decade of decadence was just as full of unmonitored produce and startling seafood selections.
We've rounded up a list of dinners you won't be begging for on a Friday night, from endangered animals to preservative-pumped pop. Press pause on your Walkman and pause that VHS tape because supper's ready!
© Albany Times Union via Getty ImagesMore E.coli with your mac'n'cheese? Raw milk was easy to find in the '80s but is now heavily restricted
Unpasteurised mac'n'cheese
Milk so fresh it's still mooing might sound like a pastoral, cottagecore fantasy but the reality is a hefty dose of bacteria.
Unpasteurised milk and raw milk cheeses were everyday items, but E. coli bacteria has put this old favourite under tight control. Raw milk was banned from supermarkets in the UK in 1985 and was banned by the FDA in the US two years later.
© Future via Getty ImagesHow offal! Now, if you buy a beef burger its contents have to match that claim for upwards of 62%
Offal-filled burgers
Suspicious burger meat will be a nostalgic trip for any '80s kid but, luckily, you're unlikely to come across any suspiciously stuffed sausages nowadays. UK law means beef burgers must contain a minimum of 62% meat, while economy burgers must contain upwards of 47%.
The use of Mechanically Recovered Meat has long been used to keep costs down, but the inclusion of spinal columns from cows was banned following BSE concerns.
© Fairfax Media via Getty ImagesFamilies are now much more likely to sponsor a whale than eat their way through one at the dinner table
Whale meat
While the UK officially banned the import of whale meat in 1973, it remained a legal dinner option in many parts of the world throughout the early '80s. The International Whaling Commission paused commercial whaling for populations from the mid '80s.
© Fairfax Media via Getty ImagesEighties fitness regimes meant one thing: raw eggs, but this quickly changed in 1988
Almost-raw omelette
Back in 1988, when people were guzzling back raw eggs like Rocky, Edwina Currie made headlines for claiming 'most of the egg production in this country, sadly, is now infected with salmonella.'
By the 1990s, the UK had implemented a vaccine programme and in 2017 declared lion stamped eggs were safe for pregnant women and young children.
© The Denver Post via Getty ImagesEggs, pickles and artichokes – there's nothing you can't pop in a jar
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Mason jars had a moment in the heyday of Mumford and Sons, and are coming back into our homes with the rise of 'tradwife' content (PSA: your pasta shells don't have to look aesthetic).
Back in the '80s, people were doing the same and happily pickled whatever they could get their hands on. Unfortunately, low quality preservation techniques mean these homemade classics are likely not up to modern food safety standards.
© Deb Lindsey For The Washington Post via Getty ImagesSmoked trout, haddock or salmon remain a classic but are now a much less risky treat
Smoked trout
Back in the '80s, locally smoked fish was an easy supper-time treat. But we've since got a lot more aware of the dangers involved in food processing and your favourite Friday meal certainly hasn't swum away guilt free.
Modern standards around temperature, bacterial control and food storage mean smoked fish has to meet a higher standard than the days of your local butcher trying out a new hobby (no matter how tasty it might have been at the time).
© Conde Nast via Getty ImagesBeluga caviar remains difficult (and expensive) to source in the US as the sturgeon's welfare is increasingly prioritised
Beluga caviar hors d'oeuvres
Your main course decided, it's the '80s so surely it's time to start prepping the canapés? If you're hosting something of a posh affair, there's only one choice and that's caviar.
This classy collection of fish eggs remains sought after, in particular, those from the Beluga sturgeon. The US banned the import of this variation in 2005.
© Getty ImagesCinnamyl anthranilate provided a synthetic grape or cherry flavouring but was banned halfway through the decade for its health risks
Cherry soda
You've got an amuse bouche and toxic main course set for the menu, but what about something to wash it all down with? For '80s kids, that's likely to be a grape or cherry soda.
Unfortunately, even the decade's favourite dinner-time drink didn't escape the harmful additives rampant during the '80s. Cinnamyl anthranilate provided those top two flavours artificially, but was banned in 1985 as it was believed it could cause cancer.
© Getty ImagesIt's not all in your imagination, the chocolate heavyweight brand does taste different at home and across the Atlantic
After dinner chocolate
There's always room for a square or two of after-dinner chocolate, but if you're based in the US that bar of Cadbury's grinning from the cupboard isn't all that close to its UK version.
Thanks to a 1988 deal with Hershey - which led to a strict import ban on British Cadbury entering the US in 2015 - all Cadbury chocolate in the US is made to a recipe with less fat and a higher percentage of sugar than its UK counterpart.
© Getty ImagesNot so yummy when you look back at it now, that takeaway treat may have come with some heavy health risks
A slice of artificial trans fats
So the kitchen's a mess, you've burnt the dessert and your partner's on their third trip to the corner shop? Maybe it's time for a takeaway. But what was an '80s treat may have contained harmful artificial trans fats which raise 'bad' cholesterol and lower 'good' cholesterol, increasing risk of heart attack and stroke.
Several countries have been commended by the WHO for their efforts to cut down on trans fats and the US effectively banned industrially produced trans fat in 2018 and intake is reportedly low in the UK.




