When they weren't loitering at home, playing with that year's must-have toy or glued to the TV screen, '80s kids were getting up to all kinds of chaos both outside and within the school gates. But many of their childhood shenanigans would likely not pass with parents today, and often for good reason.
Grab your Space Dust and let that phone call go to voicemail, we've got a rundown of the decade's commonplace pastimes that are the stuff of nightmares for parents today.
© American Broadcasting Companies via Getty ImagesA little taste of midday freedom was commonplace for '80s teens, but has largely been banned nowadays
Buy lunch outside of school
High school trips off campus were an everyday occurrence for many during the '80s, especially if you knew someone with a car. However, many schools today restrict students from leaving campus for safeguarding reasons.
Buying lunch off-campus might not be part of a modern high-schooler's day, but it's perhaps for the best that teenage antics are kept within school grounds.
© Fairfax Media via Getty ImagesWhat are those two doing in a tree? There was less thought given to health and safety (or legal issues) in the '80s
Climb trees
Something we see less of now, kids during the '80s were free to clamber about in the trees during their school break or out at the local park.
Nowadays, many schools now restrict climbing trees due to health and safety concerns.
© The Denver Post via Getty ImagesStop wiffling on, it's time to hark back to the good ol' days of tetherball
Play tetherball
A ball on a string made for hours of fun in the '80s – add in some rackets and it's even better. But in 2011, the New York Department of Health decreed tetherball poses a "significant risk of injury" and since then you're unlikely to find it in the playground.
Other risky games listed include wiffleball (remember those bright plastic balls with circular holes?), dodgeball, freeze tag and capture the flag.
© Denver Post via Getty ImageWalking home from school or a local hang out was an everyday occurrence for '80s kids but you're unlikely to see any kids now making their way home without supervision
Walk around unsupervised
Greater awareness of child safety and differing laws mean some parents are now less likely to allow children to walk unsupervised.
So, '80s kids: better watch your language, hide those sweets and walk straight down the pavement because Dad's keeping his ears and eyes peeled.
© Getty ImagesMulti-purpose and easily portable? It's an '80s kid's dream and a nightmare for modern parents
Carry a Swiss Army Knife
While far less acceptable today, some children historically carried pocket tools for on-the-go DIY, something now prohibited under strict school safety rules.
There's good reason for parents to shudder at the thought of sending their kids to school with a weapon and most schools have a zero tolerance policy in place for all weapons.
© Getty ImagesNot another one! Ashtrays were a regular feature in school art sessions
Make ash trays in class
The days of smoking in bars, schools and planes are behind us, due to its well-known health risks, smoking is frowned upon more heavily nowadays. But back in the '80s, compact clay ashtrays made for an easy craft for the classroom.
© Getty ImagesWorkshop or Replica Luxury Handbag Economics? Why choose when there are skills from both you'll need further into adulthood
Attend gendered classes
It all feels Victorian now, but in the '80s, many schools historically separated subjects like home economics and woodwork by gender, a practice that has largely been phased out.
Whilst in the UK we still have gendered schools, gendered classes are a thing of the past and all students are welcome to learn both how to build a shelf and manage their finances.
© Mondadori via Getty ImagesGet a whiff of that, or maybe don't! Marker and glue fumes made art lessons a little more intoxicating for '80s kids
Sniff glue and markers
The Ramones' 1976 track 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue' might not make much sense to kids wielding pritt sticks today but kids in the '80s were sneaking whiffs of their toxic art supplies.
Inhalant abuse, including glue and marker fumes, was a recognised issue, leading to stronger safety regulations in schools.
© Bettmann Archive via Getty ImagesCough, cough, cough... Sorry, it's getting a little dusty in here
Clap chalky erasers
While smartboards and whiteboards have largely taken the place of scratchy chalkboard lessons, '80s students will remember a simpler (and messier) time.
Being sent out to clap blackboard erasers was a rite of passage – as was coughing from the clouds of dust!
© Getty ImagesLoading up on sugar before arithmetic was never going to ensure a lesson that goes to plan
Buy fizzy drinks at school
The US Department of Agriculture's “Smart Snacks in Schools” initiative means junk food in school vending machines is largely a thing of the past.
Cheap, syrupy and good for the street cred', fizzy drinks have vanished from the school halls. If you listen carefully, you might make out the sound if teachers cheering...
© Bettmann Archive via Getty ImagesPut that hose down: you could be drinking a harmful cocktail of lead and BPA
Drink from the garden hose
During the summer months, playing with the garden hose was an easy way to keep kids entertained and cool.. When you've worked up a thirst with all that running around, it only made sense to take a sip from the hose itself.
But, it's something that's rare amongst most homes today, as some hoses can contain materials like lead or BPA, which has raised safety concerns
© Fairfax Media via Getty ImagesStrict safety codes mean kids now are only signed out by their parents or a pre-approved guardian
Get signed out by your friend's parent
No more spontaneously planned, after school hangouts! Safety measures ensure parents or pre-approved guardians are the only ones picking their children up from school.




